Cats

I don’t like cats,

Not black, white, or any colored cat.

New, old, or middle aged cat,

Don’t like them.

Girl or boy cat don’t care,

I don’t like them.

Haven’t you noticed,

I don’t like cats.

I don’t have one; don’t pet friend’s cats,

If I can, I even avoid them.

No matter what traits they have,

I don’t like them.

So don’t think about getting me one.